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Personal

Name: Mark Allan
Born: Unknown
Resides: Classified
Drag Races: Only on the Track

OTC

Team: Team NSX
Owner: Dali Racing
Co-pilot: Greg Hardee
Crew Chief: Chuck Yeager
Head Greasemonkey: Mark Basch
Primary Sponsor: Dali Racing
Secondary Sponsor: Dali Racing
Car: 1992 Acura NSX

Bio

Mark Allan, Semi Professional Race Car Driver
Vice President, Driver Alliant Insurance Services
La Mesa, California

Mark is one of the original Blues Brothers. One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, no wait, he IS the nicest guy you will ever meet. Just look at that smile. Unfortunately ladies, he is already taken by Connie, his wife of 31 years. Mark has two wonderful adult children, Jenny and Trevor. [who also shares track time with him in his Red 95 NSX] Mark has enjoyed many track events throughout the United States but mostly Southern California and Arizona for the last few years. His goal in life is to become a professional race car driver by age 30. Would you believe an amateur race car driver at age 40? How about a track enthusiast by age 50? Well I am 5X years old already so I better get busy!

Career Highlights:

  • 5th Place Family Fun Center Go Karts 2002
  • 4th Place Malibu Grand Prix 2001
  • 3rd place Grand Prix of Monaco 2000
  • 2nd place 24 hours of Le Mans 1999
  • Winner Indy 500 1998
  • Last Place neighborhood Big Wheel Race 1958

Mark will be happy to sign autographs before, during and after each event. He may even pay you to let him give you an autograph.

Personal

Name: SUPER GOOD Mark Allan
Born: Bethlehem
Resides: Heaven
Drag Races: NHRA Finals

OTC

Team: NSXNSX
Owner: Hermes/Mercury
Co-pilot: Evil Greg
Crew Chief: Mother Theresa
Head Greasemonkey: Moses Abraham Basch
Primary Sponsor: Walt Disney
Secondary Sponsor: Dali Racing
Car: 1992 Acura NSX

Bio

SUPER GOOD Mark Allan, TOTALLY Professional Race Car Driver and SPACE SHUTTLE PILOT AND SUPREME LEADER OF THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA NSX FRATERNITY La Mesa, California

MARK WROTE ALL OF THE SONGS FOR THE CARPENTERS, PETER PAUL AND MARY, AND CAPTAIN AND TENILLE. HE IS the nicest guy you will ever meet, AND HIS PLANS FOR WORLD PEACE ARE CURRENTLY UNDER REVIEW WITH UN. Just look at that smile BUT WHERE YOU SHADES, IT'S JUST TOO BRIGHT. Unfortunately ladies, he is already taken by Connie, CAN YOU BELIEVE A MAN THAT HANDSOME ISN'T GAY. Mark has two wonderful adult children, Jenny and Trevor, AND MARK LET'S TREVOR BEAT HIM ON THE TRACK EVERY TIME, BUT DON'T TELL TREVOR BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW. Mark has DRIVEN EVERY TRACK IN the United States for the last 232 years, HAVING RACED HORSES WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON WHERE MARK SO KINDLY HELPED HIM WITH A FEW MINOR LINES IN THE CONSTITUTION. His goal in life is to become FASTER THAN MARK JOHNSON.

Career Highlights:

  • 1st Place Dave and Busters Grand Prix 2001-2012
  • 1st Place Malibu Grand Prix 2001
  • 1st Place Grand Prix of Monaco 2000
  • 1st Place 24 hours of Le Mans 1999
  • 1st Place Winner Indy 500 1998
  • 1st Place neighborhood Big Wheel Race 1958

Mark will be happy to sign autographs ON HIS OWN $100 BILLS before, during and after each event.

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