Grand Opening
Party WAS on July 21st, 20001

All the information on this page was for those of you coming to the party which is now over.

However spy's of Bill Pierce of NSeXcitement online magazine were among the lucky few to experience this massive bachnalian fest. In exchange for their cool groovy T-shirt they recieved, they wrote up a real swell chronicle of this historic event. You thought landing on the moon was big. Dali is always bigger.

[ Read the X-pose here... ]

When: 1600-1930 hours on 07.21.01
Where: Basch/Dali Skunkworks - see directions below
What: Grand Opening Party with food, giveaways, and souvenirs

The Dali Racing Independent laboratories have long been in secret collaboration with the mysterious Basch Acura Forensic Technicians in order to bring you a higher level of service expertise, performance modifications, and privacy invasion for you and your vehicle. The result is the new hyper secret Basch/Dali Skunkworks.

The Techheads in Black are eager to give you, the elite shiny dali mod owner, a tour of the new super secret facility not on any map. Your MRE rations will include barbecued alien pellets in tubular and cylindrical shapes as well as a variety of mind bending beverages.

You MUST RSVP via email only. Use this secret address: [ skunkworks_exposed@daliracing.com ]

Directions to the Basch/Dali NSX shop

From Los Angeles or N. County San Diego
From Highway 15

[ From Los Angeles or N. County San Diego  ]

  • Highway 5 south to
  • Highway 78 east to
  • Highway 15 south to
  • See below "From Highway 15"
  • From San Diego
  • Highway 163 north to
  • Highway 15 north to
  • See below "From Highway 15"

[ From Highway 15  ]

  • Exit Poway Road, go East 4.6 miles
  • Turn Right on Garden Road, go 1.0 miles past the school (who would ever think to look for us out here?) there is 1 stop sign, keep going - and be aware of the Area 51 Android Security Team, they are disguised as humanoid Poway Police, but are quick to pull over suspected terrorists in low slung fast moving vehicles. To avoid detection, pretend you are driving a SUV and they will ignore you.
  • Turn Right on Sycamore Canyon Road, go 1.9 miles past the animatronic horses, barns etc. we have placed there to camouflage the approach to Area 51.5.
  • Turn Left on Raptor Road. (EZ to miss the sign, it is small, and Alien Green) look at ~ eye level on your RIGHT as you come around a shallow right hand turn)
  • Take Raptor Road up the steep hill. It will fork in two places, stay to the right at each fork. Keep your eyes alert and open, there may be SUV's coming DOWN this road towards you at higher rates of speed than their primitive braking systems can handle.
  • Raptor Road will turn into Paragon Mesa Road. The sign is small and camouflaged for high inconspicuousness - only those sharp of eye will see it.
  • Continue on Paragon Mesa Road until you come to the last driveway on the paved portion of the road on the left. You will see the SRCI (Satellite Radar Communications Installation) on your left just before the turn

The address is 16212 Paragon Mesa Road.

Enter the driveway, continue bearing right down the hill past the house, the secret Area 51.5 Basch Dali NSX shop is at the bottom of the hill.

Follow the yellow brick road to the party!!!
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